Pat and Buckle: the True Story (part 11)

Patricia and I have had our hands full deciding on her ensemble for her wedding to Buckle. Neither one of us are really into the latest fashion. She always wears the same pink bow, and I’m usually in yoga pants. (She has an excuse for her consistency. My pants are not hot-glued on.) Still, we perused a few sites to get an idea of what Pat’s style is, and I think we’re heading in the right direction.

My niece is getting married this summer, and has chosen a lovely lace dress. I showed a picture of it to Pat.

SAMSUNG CAMERA PICTURESShe was quite taken with it.

We have done our best to duplicate the look, but my niece certainly wears it better. Maybe it’s the style, maybe it’s the length, or maybe it’s the fact that Patricia has no legs.

SAMSUNG CAMERA PICTURES

I have my doubts about the form-fitting satin look.

It’s just not her.

I’m just grateful we don’t have to worry about shopping for shoes to go with it.

Choosing a bouquet is next on her list. I have not yet had the heart to ask her how she plans to carry it.